Adrian Balboa Was a Wonderful Human Being

Adrian, my hat's off to you, hon. You was something special. Comedy writer and boozer Mike Doe and I walked around the old pet shop, and even bought a goldfish as a tribute and such. You was a special girl. Rest in peace, Adrian!

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Adrian Balboa Is Beeyooteefull

Adrian Balboa is a beautiful lady. Classy and refined and a sight to behold.

Top 3 Reasons to Admire Adrian Alboa

Yo Yo Yo, Adrian, you are super fine!

Now, with the preliminaries out of the way...

The Top 3 Reasons to Admire Adrian Alboa
1. Adrian is beeyooteefull!
2. Adrian stands be her man!
3. Adrian likes to ice skate!

Adrian Balboa Was Good with Cats

Yo yo yo Adrian Balboa...boy she was good wit' da cats. She knew when to hold 'em, knew when to scold 'em, knew when to walk away. And she knew when to kick 'em in the derriere, too, let me tells ya! She always followed the South Philly Rules, and you had to respect her for that.

We miss ya, Adrian!

Adrian Balboa and Pet Shops

For the record, I used to frequent the pet shop where Adrian worked, back before she became a Balboa. She was always polite to me. Kind of a shy girl, but she was always really classy.

Unlike these broads today! I went back there, just for the hell of it, and the new girl was chewing gum like a cow chewing cud! And she didn't know nothing about turtles, or dogs, or even stinking fish!

Adrian, we miss you.

Yo Yo Yo, Adrian...These Celebrities Need an Example!

Adrian Balboa, we miss you in South Philly! But the world could use your help, too, especially some of these trashy celebrity dames, like Paris Hilton (whatever!), Lindsay Lohan (no class!), or Brittney Spears (no underwear?!). They could use an example of how a classy lady conducts herself in the public spotlight.