Adrian Balboa Was a Wonderful Human Being

Adrian, my hat's off to you, hon. You was something special. Comedy writer and boozer Mike Doe and I walked around the old pet shop, and even bought a goldfish as a tribute and such. You was a special girl. Rest in peace, Adrian!

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Adrian Balboa Is Beeyooteefull

Adrian Balboa is a beautiful lady. Classy and refined and a sight to behold.

Top 3 Reasons to Admire Adrian Alboa

Yo Yo Yo, Adrian, you are super fine!

Now, with the preliminaries out of the way...

The Top 3 Reasons to Admire Adrian Alboa
1. Adrian is beeyooteefull!
2. Adrian stands be her man!
3. Adrian likes to ice skate!

Adrian Balboa Was Good with Cats

Yo yo yo Adrian Balboa...boy she was good wit' da cats. She knew when to hold 'em, knew when to scold 'em, knew when to walk away. And she knew when to kick 'em in the derriere, too, let me tells ya! She always followed the South Philly Rules, and you had to respect her for that.

We miss ya, Adrian!

Yo Yo Yo, Adrian...Where'd You Go, Baby?

I still can't believe Adrian ain't around no more. She was one loyal lady. And classy too! Did you notice the way she always wiped Rocky's blood off his face before hugging him after a fight. She didn't want to get no goo on her furs and all.

South Philly misses you, Adrian Balboa!